On Betty v Man’s Best Friend Day 2

Hey Ragers and Ragettes!!  It’s a glorious Friday here in St Helens and I have that Friday feeling.  I am rocking a black vest, an Aztec print skirt, my black gladiator sandals (more dog walking!!), gold accessories, my red lippy and some serious cleavage!!  It keeps Simon interested as he is definitely a boob man.  You have to keep it fresh and as we work together and have to be professional so a little teasing makes it more interesting...but last night that blew up in my face...I will discuss that in a bit.....

The two dogs we are caring for live with Simon’s parents.  They are both shih tzus and they both have personalities. Oscar (dog’s names are changed to protect them....) was Simon’s dog but as we are not allowed dogs in the apartment, he stays with his parents.  Then there is Harvey.  Harvey is a nut job.  This little shit is the one that stole my thong and paraded it through Simon’s parents house when we first started dating.  Harvey is the runt of the litter and is currently going to obedience classes.  When we take them for their walks (I am not allowed to say that around them....it makes them excited) I hold Oscar’s lead and Simon holds Harvey’s lead because when Harvey sees other dogs he goes crazy.  And I mean crazy!! 

Anywho, yesterday, Simon noticed that Oscar’s eye was looking like it was clouded over so he got an emergency vet’s appointment.  It turns out that the little guy has an ulcer in his eye and needs medication almost every hour.  I do feel for him. 

We finished work and got home.  I made dinner (fajitas, I had the chicken and a salad and Simon had it with the tortillas and cheese and ...ok I need to stop as I am drooling!!) and we snuggled up and watched some TV.  Then we took the dogs out for their final walk. 

We got back in, got ourselves ready for bed and I started feeling really, really frisky.  I have a really high sex drive anyway and I couldn’t keep my hands off of Simon.  So we were laying in bed and I started to kiss down his body.  He started getting turned on and he then got on top of me and well, soon before you know it we were going for it.

Then I looked over and I saw 2 little dark eyes staring at me.  Harvey!!  He then barked.  I started to giggle and Simon started to giggle too.  We continued and Harvey started getting more excited, barking and jumping.  Simon was trying not to laugh and I was just in fits.  Simon put his head in between my breasts and tried to stop laughing.  I rubbed the back of his head and calmed myself down.

Simon came hard but I was left unsatisfied.  Why?  I can’t perform in front of an audience!!!  Simon kissed me, ran his fingers through my hair and got up. 

As soon as Simon left the bed, Harvey started going crazy....and I mean crazy.  It was like he could smell sex.  My pheromones.  I felt a little unnerved.  I got up to clean myself up and Harvey was jumping up at me.  Simon was laughing really hard.  He picked up Harvey and out him on the bed.  I ran to the bathroom awkwardly.  I shut the door feeling embarrassed. 

I cleaned myself up and walked back to the bed, Harvey was going crazy!!!  He was jumping and barking and going mad.  He jumped up on the bed on my legs. Simon was roaring with laughter.  I pulled the sheets to cover my body.  This little dog had a major rape face on. 

Simon started to put some trousers on.  He said, I am going to take him out for a walk to cool him down.  Please wait up for me, princess.  I gave him the goddess eyebrow.  (Thank you Elena for that!!)  I gave him a look and started to laugh.  He came over to me and kissed me gently. 

He was back in 10 minutes.  He took his clothes off and got into bed next to me.  He kissed me and said, now to satisfy you...

I said, I can’t in front of an audience.  I looked over and Harvey was on the bed with that creepy face.  And I am going to sleep with one eye open tonight. 

Simon laughed and I rested my head on his chest.  The sound of his heartbeat sent me to sleep.

I woke up this morning to go to the gym and both dogs were on the floor sleeping peacefully.  I kissed Simon on the cheek and had a great workout.  I got home and the alarm was going off and Simon was still sleeping.  The dogs were barking and Harvey turned around, gave me a look and ran up to me barking and going insane.  I was sweating from my workout and the little shit smelled it.  So he started jumping up and going for my crotch.  Nice.

So Ragers and Ragettes.  I have learned a massive lesson.  Dogs are not the pets for me.  I will stick to guinea pigs, hamsters, cute and cuddly things, hell even Simon’s pet snake will do.  Dogs are nice but they are too much hard work and well, I don’t want to face the prospect of getting raped each time I go to the gym or make love to my man!

Until next time, Ragers and Ragettes, have a great weekend and if you cannot be good, be good at it!!

Lots of Love

The Fabulous Betty Rage xxxxxxxxxxxxx