Twas the Friday before Christmas
And I woke up very late
I was feeling sleepy and grumpy
And so was my mate.
By waking up too late
I missed my spinning class
Which isn’t very good
I need to tone up my ass!
I pulled myself out of bed
Feeling and looking like shit
Went to the mirror
Where I saw a huge zit!
A big angry red spot
Where my neck meets my face
A very uncomfortable boil
On a very noticeable place!
The Party is tomorrow
What’s a girl to do?
And I’m also suffering from
A bloated sore tummy too!
A girl’s worst nightmare
This can’t be real!
Tomorrow I need to look like a prinnie
The spot must heal!
The boyfriend and I
Make our way to work
We then start fighting
Because he’s a selfish jerk!
I stomp out in tears
And throw a massive strop!
Pick up a packet of ciggies
From the corner shop
He texts me back
Says he’s sorry that’s he’s a jerk
I miss you baby
Please come back to work
I get back to a cuddle
And light one up.
Ready to tackle the rest of the day
And get some coffee in my cup.
The pressing matter is
This big angry spot
I can’t go to the party
I simply cannot!!!!
I look up remedies
Toothpaste and oil from a tree
What the fuck, I don’t think so
I ain’t putting that shit on me!!!
Steaming and a concealer
So many to try
I need to get it sorted
Or I’ll simply die!!!
So Ragers and Ragettes
I don’t know what to do
Help a sister out
What works best for you?
I need to get going
I feel such a fright
Happy Friday before Christmas to all
And to all a good night!!!!
Lots of Love
The Fabulous Betty Rage xxxxxx
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