Hey Ragers and Ragettes!!
It’s a cold and crappy day here in St Helens. Today I am rocking my skinny jeans, a big red
jumper and my knee high brown flat boots.
Normally I would wear heels but with the ice and cold, falling on the
pavement doesn’t sound like a good idea!!!
I’m getting tired of winter.
I really long for summer!!! And I
am already looking forward to the next weekend.
My acrylics are in a right state (3 casualties!!!) and so are my
eyebrows and bikini line. Body maintenance
is so important to me and I am feeling out of sorts in this state. Roll on the 24th!
Well on Friday I knew that my weekend would not be what I
wanted it to be.
As you know I wanted to start my vision board this weekend ,
so I started to make preparations. I
made a list of what I want to put on my vision board. So I
printed off pictures of a red Mercedes SLK 250 convertible (it’s my dream car),
my dream wedding dress, my dream engagement ring and finally a picture of my
girl crush, the gorgeous Shakira.
Why Shakira, you may ask?
For 2 reasons.
First, I want to be realistic about my goals. I will not get the body of Kate Moss as we
are a different shape. The lovely
Shakira has curvy hips and a curvy bum and nice toned tummy. We have a similar body shape and we are a
similar height. Now I am not blessed genetically
like the gorgeous Shakira but her body shape is something to strive for.
Also, Shakira is an astute business woman. With fragrance, jewellery lines and the fact
that she is an ambassador for Unicef and other charities, I think that to be
more like Shakira isn’t a bad thing.
Keith and I decided on Friday when it was quiet to look
through and find some photos of Shakira and Keith opted for the photo of her in
the She Wolf video writhing in a cage wearing a flesh coloured leotard and some
killer shoes. Hot!!! And I mean....honestly. I would totally give up cock for
Shakira. So I went to print the picture
off.
Well, the lovely Shakira must have been so hot that 5
seconds after I hit print and the photo was being printed, the printer
beeped....paper jam.
Keith looked at the printer and well, Shakira completely
jammed the printer. I mean, proper
jammed the printer.
Simon got wind and well, let’s just say that a shouting
match happened. Keith tried to defend me
but to no avail.
I felt really sad. Was
this an omen? Were my dreams not
compatible with Simon’s? I instantly
felt horrible.
Simon was effing and jeffing trying to get the paper unjammed. Keith tried to joke but Simon wasn’t having
it. After about an hour, Simon was able
to unjam the printer by dismantling it. I kept my head
down and put my music on.
Later on in the day, I felt a tap on the shoulder, it was
Simon. Truce, he said.
He then handed me 2 pictures of Shakira that he printed
off. Truce, I said and smiled back.
I then got a text message from Rita. She was upset because the guy that she is
seeing behind her boyfriend’s back wants to buy a house with his current
girlfriend. She was in a bad way. So I told her to come up on Saturday. I wanted to do my vision board but she’s one
of my closest friends and I do my best to be there for my friends.
So on Saturday I rocked my new red long sleeved Maxi Dress
with my new waist cinching belt and completed the look with my knee high black
heeled boots. Fabulous!!!
Rita was a mess. I
mean a sobbing mess. We went to the pub
and Rita offloaded. To be honest, I didn’t
really listen. I just nodded, gave the
odd cuddle and tried to sympathize. But
honestly, cheating on your boyfriend with a guy that has a girlfriend.....that
isn’t very smart is it?
Anyway, with my new healthy and clean eating regime, I was
finding that when I drink, I get drunk
quicker. 3 glasses of wine later, I was
feeling happy. I mean really happy.
It was time for Rita to go.
We walked back to the flat and she drove off. I got in and kissed Simon and told him that I
am so grateful that we are uncomplicated.
He smiled and kissed me back. Sigh. Being uncomplicated is the way to go....
By that time it was around 4pm. I was going to have to start cooking and
such. So I didn’t get my vision board
started.
Saturday night I didn’t sleep. Simon kept me up all night snoring. I went to the front room and decided to try
and sleep on the couch. Bad idea.
I woke up with a sore back.
It’s a concentrated spot where the shoulder blade meets the back. It feels like a knot but there is no knot.
I went to my Personal Training session and had the worst
training session that I ever had. My
trainer said that I had a good session but I felt like my body wasn’t
functioning. When I got home, my back
was so sore. I took a hot shower to try
and relax it (baths are not my thing....I get bored and scared that I am going to drop
a book or my iPad in) but it was still sore.
So for the rest of the day I tried to make myself more
comfortable. It was hard. I started to read teh magazines that I bought to use on my vision board.
So before bed, Simon gave me a lovely back rub with massage
oil. It hurt when Simon rubbed over the
source of the pain. His massage helped
quite a bit.
So here I am. My back
is still sore, not as bad though. I took
a day off from the gym. I’m letting my
back heal and I’m back at it tomorrow. Simon is giving me another massage tonight. It's much needed.
I’m gutted because I didn’t get to the vision board. I read all the magazines that I am using
though!!! I think that through out the
week I am going to start cutting up the bits and pieces.
So there you go!!! In
11 days, I am off to Amsterdam so I am using that to keep me sane. I am so psyched, I cannot wait!!!!
So until next time, Ragers and Ragettes!! Keep your head and standards high and your
heels even higher!
Lots of Love
The Fabulous Betty Rage xxxx
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